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For the single ladies.

The other day I read a piece on Buzzfeed about, supposedly, what it’s really like inside a single girl’s mind. My BFF Dienesa and I cracked up over it—some things we agreed on, and some were just like eh, nah. Most sort of made me think, “Can we please just be real and stop thinking about our relationship statuses?!”

But come on, I am a single girl. I think about single-girl-things. So here’s what’s really going on inside single girls’ minds (starring my current love interest, the entire cast of Friends):

When we read articles about everyone getting married later and later in life:

Friendsstopmadness

How we end every discussion about relationships:

friendsdesperateforlove

When we try to flirt:

friendsgum

When we go to weddings:

friendsstillgetcake

When we call our friends and talk about relationships:

friendscalmdown

When we read articles about relationships:

Friendsnewinfo

When we watch TV:

Friendsweddingdress

When we get too involved in (read: live vicariously through) our favorite shows and movies:

friendsonlyhad

When we meet new people:

friendsweirdsensitive

When we do something stupid:

friendsdecisions

When we introduce ourselves at parties:

friendsuncomfortable

When we ask for advice:

friendsuterus

And, of course, when we see engagement announcements on Facebook (or, let’s be real—see anything on Facebook):

friendsmyeyes

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